Events as they’ve been unfolding in the run up to SA’s fictitious Men’s Conference that’s been trending on social media.
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The hilarious Valentine’s escape plan known as #MensConference has been trending on Twitter and many men are delighted. The fictitious conference will be taking place from February 14 to 16, strategically organised so that men can escape their Valentine’s Day obligations. The location has remained a top secret but somehow men have been able to purchase their tickets.
Akudlalwa!
No tickets, no entry!
📸@LastLetta_Ziie pic.twitter.com/0Qfvg036tS
— Tumi Sole (@tumisole) February 13, 2019
An itinerary that has been circulated provides a little insight into what will be happening during the three days. Malusi Gigaba and rapper Emtee are set to host a “size doesn’t matter” competition, while former President Jacob Zuma will give a talk on polygamy and Julius Malema will inspire attendees with his tales of weight loss.
Unfortunately, DJ Fresh had to disappoint fans after his lady forbade him attending, but DJ Tira’s announcement that he will be turning up the volume at the after-party saved the day.
She said NO, when I asked for VISA to attend the #MensConference… apologies for any inconvenience caused, gents!! I am certain @moflavadj will rep our session well!!! #MensValentinesConference pic.twitter.com/6PRnDvLTeW
— DJ Fresh (Big Dawg) (@DJFreshSA) February 13, 2019
Catch me at the afterparty 🕺 #MensConference Chikichikichaaaa pic.twitter.com/1C9iaiFjeZ
— Makoya Van Best (@DJTira) February 13, 2019
Despite attempts by disgruntled individuals to prevent the conference from happening, the organisers were able to overcome all difficulties and the venue was ready for the men to gather by the time Valentine’s Day arrived.
I am reliable informed that the #Mens_Conference venue scheduled to take place on 14 February has been burnt to ashes. Those men who have sustained burn injuries have be taken to the nearest MENS CLINIC. These arsonist must be brought to book. pic.twitter.com/2gzwQecaXM
— Mfanafuthi Biyela (@Phathizwe_RSA) February 13, 2019
#MensConference2019 #MensConference pic.twitter.com/dQt9ABO9W8
— George Ash (@Thobbs_GT) February 14, 2019
The conference gathered so much support that, Chris Mpehle, head of organising, even welcomed a British delegation and comrades from Lesotho could be seen making their way to the venue during the early hours of Valentine’s Day.
International guests representing the British delegation have arrived early for check in. They were received by myself and a few other members of the NEC's portfolio organising committee. #MensConference #MensValentinesConference #MensConference2019 pic.twitter.com/RInyC5v6Wt
— Head of Organising, Men's National Conference. (@ChrisMpehle) February 13, 2019
Our brothers from Lesotho have finally arrived #MensConference pic.twitter.com/9cpTb27C1b
— Donga luka Mavuso (@mshengulala) February 14, 2019
As was to be expected, the men racing to make their way to the conference caused havoc on the roads.
#MensConference EXPECT DELAYS due to high traffic volumes towards the venue pic.twitter.com/OTAxJjy6V3
— Rob Beezy (@TrafficSA) February 13, 2019
Luckily for those running late, main man Chris extended the registration period.
